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LaGouille
Posted: Thu Nov 04, 2010 8:37 pm Reply with quote
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Dead Horse Very Happy

Anybody can post one band name per day for the rest of his life. I foresee a great future for this thread!
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The Knell
Posted: Thu Nov 04, 2010 8:38 pm Reply with quote
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Fire Down Under wrote:
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Wtf is a VOLBEAT?

Simple question, simple answer:



PFFT neglect! 1st/2nd gen pkmn 4-ever
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Warepire
Posted: Thu Nov 04, 2010 11:23 pm Reply with quote
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I've always thought Chernyj Kofe (Black Coffee) is a pretty lame band name.

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Ernest Thesiger
Posted: Fri Nov 05, 2010 4:32 am Reply with quote
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LaGouille wrote:
Dead Horse

I like that one. It's a fitting name for a Texan metal band. They were excellent too.

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werewolf, tits, gore, etc!
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great_knuthulhu
Posted: Sat Nov 06, 2010 6:16 pm Reply with quote
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Ernest Thesiger wrote:
LaGouille wrote:
Dead Horse

I like that one. It's a fitting name for a Texan metal band. They were excellent too.


Yeah, it's an OK name. Did they take it to avoid a flogging in the press?

(and is this the worst joke this year yet?)

Never heard them. Demo only? What were they like?

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Ernest Thesiger
Posted: Sat Nov 06, 2010 7:41 pm Reply with quote
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great_knuthulhu wrote:
Never heard them. Demo only? What were they like?

They issued two albums, both of which were re-released by Relapse. They played thrash/crossover with eccentric song structures & a curious sense of humour ("Cod Piece Face"!)

http://www.myspace.com/deadhorseofficial

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omen of hate
Posted: Sat Nov 06, 2010 7:51 pm Reply with quote
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Killer band, their first album is one of my all time time. A rather strange mix of death/thrash and hardcore.
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lynx
Posted: Wed Nov 10, 2010 10:34 am Reply with quote
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Sgt. Kuntz wrote:
DaN wrote:
Sgt. Kuntz wrote:
Operatica



Exactly. A very forgettable Nightwish clone. How come, that I know that? Well, yes, I actually purchased their Demo-CD, Embarassed
I don't blame you for forgetting the name of boring copy bands, but it seems the Nightwish clone is called Operatika. Operatica is some electronic project with female opera vocals. I'm listening to it now, not bad, not metal either.

Since no one else brought them up:
Mr. Bungle
Edguy
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Sammi Curr
Posted: Wed Nov 10, 2010 7:41 pm Reply with quote
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stricken_by_might.exe


bad command or file name

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Zuul
Posted: Thu Nov 11, 2010 1:58 am Reply with quote
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Dead Horse was great!

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Moonchild
Posted: Fri Nov 12, 2010 7:44 pm Reply with quote
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Naughty Snail

The name sucks but like many of the other bands mentioned in this thread they could very well be good bands but their names alone are a big turnoff.
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CloudsOfMetal
Posted: Mon Nov 15, 2010 10:48 am Reply with quote
Forged In Fire Joined: 14 Nov 2010 Posts: 282 Location: Finland
Granmax (Granma X?)
Litterer (Breaking the law, badass!!)
Mallet-Head (Mallet's head or someone has a mallet for head?)

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The Sentinel
Posted: Mon Nov 15, 2010 5:29 pm Reply with quote
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Energy Vampires: Sounds silly compared to the incredible music.

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LaGouille
Posted: Mon Nov 15, 2010 9:01 pm Reply with quote
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Ernest Thesiger wrote:
LaGouille wrote:
Dead Horse

I like that one. It's a fitting name for a Texan metal band. They were excellent too.

Sure, great band. I still think the name sucks like any band with an animal name !
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OllieAssault
Posted: Wed Nov 17, 2010 1:17 am Reply with quote
Kawaleria Szatana Joined: 18 Sep 2010 Posts: 55 Location: Stockholm, Sweden
Why haven't anyone named their band "Three Random Words" yet?
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